You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
Rudolf, Kris Kringle and Frosty the Snowman
Plus there’s this woman whose name you don’t know, man
It’s Mrs.
Mrs. Claus
Mrs.
She’s just Mrs. because
She don’t have a first name like Nicholas
Or it’s not apparent like “Kris” is
So we'll have to call her the Mrs.
Though she’s the first lady of Christmas
Mrs. Claus
I’m trying to feel the true spirit of Christmas
Merrily caroling, can’t stay oblivious
Obvious now to me how messed up this is
I know the livestock, but don’t know the Mrs?
It’s Mrs.
Mrs. Claus
Mrs.
She’s just Mrs. because
She don’t have a first name like Nicholas
Or it’s not apparent like “Kris” is
So we'll have to call her the Mrs.
Though she’s the first lady of Christmas
Mrs. Claus
Have you noticed the silence on her end?
Does anyone else think it’s weird?
Is she his Canadian girlfriend?
Is Mrs. Claus just Santa’s beard?
Do you ever wonder if Mrs. Claus wishes
To be half as famous as her man St. Nick is
Or is she content with his whiskery kisses
Does she know how sweet being anonymous is?
I’m feeling stupid while she’s standing blameless
Endlessly patient, eternally nameless
Isn’t it funny how fickle her fame is
Everyone knows her but thinks that her name is just
Mrs.
Mrs. Claus
Mrs.
She’s just Mrs. because
She don’t have a first name like Nicholas
Or it’s not apparent like “Kris” is
So we'll have to call her the Mrs.
Though she’s the first lady of Christmas
Mrs. Claus
credits
released December 14, 2020
Music and lyrics by Ryan Finholm and Micah Sommersmith
Lead vocals and accordion by Micah Sommersmith
Backing vocals, instruments and production by Ryan Finholm
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